Ugh, no: Jared Leto will play Hugh Hefner in a bio-pic directed by Brett Ratner

Hugh Hefner is gone, leaving behind a legacy which is… mixed, let’s say. Hef was not a saint but he did some good stuff and some really terrible stuff too. His life was rich with pain, enjoyment, tragedy and misogyny. Years from now, we’ll probably still be grappling with his political, sexual and editorial legacy. But Hef has barely been gone for a week and some people are already trying to grapple with his legacy right now. Those people? Jared Leto and Brett Ratner. Two people who should not be telling Hef’s complicated story, honestly.

Jared Leto, 45, will soon be donning the iconic silk pajamas and smoking jacket of Playboy founder Hugh Hefner, who died Sept. 27 at age 91, for an upcoming biopic from Brett Ratner.

“Jared is an old friend,” says Ratner, 48, who will direct the film. “When he heard I got the rights to Hef’s story, he told me, ‘I want to play him. I want to understand him.’ And I really believe Jared can do it. He’s one of the great actors of today.”

The project is in early development with Ratner’s RatPac Entertainment. The director-producer has been set on helming the movie since 2007, when it was initially set up at Universal Pictures and Imagine Entertainment. Robert Downey Jr. had once been attached to play Hef. When the rights expired, they were purchased by producer Jerry Weintraub (Ocean’s Eleven, HBO’s Westworld) for Warner Bros. After Weintraub died in 2015, Ratner snapped up the rights for his own company. Says Ratner, “My goal is to do the motion picture as an event.”

In April, Ratner invited Leto to the Playboy Mansion for the premiere of Amazon’s docuseries American Playboy: The Hugh Hefner Story, which doubled as a celebration of Hefner turning 91. Ratner had hoped to introduce Leto to the man he’d be playing on the big screen, but Hefner was in failing health and not greeting guests that day. But Ratner isn’t worried. “There’s enough footage on Hef out there that Jared will be able to get as much information as he wants,” he says. Ratner also plans to reboot the Hefner-hosted, late-1960s talk show Playboy After Dark.

[From THR]

I would be vastly more interested in this film if it did star Robert Downey Jr. I mean, think about that – the idea of RDJ-as-Hef would be fascinating. But Jared Leto as Hef? No. Just… no. Although I will give Leto some begrudging props for buying the life rights. Whatever you think of Jared Leto as an artist (overrated hipster), he’s crazy-smart when it comes to investments and money. But yeah, this film should not be made, at least not with these people. Jared Leto will make a terrible Hef. (They should just hire Michael Cera and be done with it.)

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