Stanford Blatch Isn’t Only Holding Carrie Bradshaw’s Fendi Baguette, He’s Using It To Smack At Samantha Jones 

Stanford Blatch Isn’t Only Holding Carrie Bradshaw’s Fendi Baguette, He’s Using It To Smack At Samantha Jones 

All together: THIS AGAIN.

In case you’ve been focusing on more important matters (like doing a study on how long does it really take for paint to dry on a wall) and haven’t been following the war between Kim Cattrall and everyone else from Sex and the City, let me throw it down real quick for you.

The Daily Mail got the messiness started by reporting that Kim’s diva bitch shenanigans and crazy demands were keeping a third Sex and the City movie from terrorizing our senses. Sarah Jessica Parker responded by only saying that a third movie isn’t happening. Kim defended herself by saying that the only demand she made was to not do another movie. Kristin Davis cried about it on Instagram, and Willie Garson (who played Carrie’s gay sidekick Stanford Blatch) popped his head into the shit storm to say that the rumors from The Daily Mail were true. Kim kept on defending herself and talked to smug butt plug in a suit Piers Morgan about the situation. Kim said that SJP could’ve been nicer about her not wanting to do another movie, and she dropped a fart on her ex-castmates for not supporting her decision.

And here we are now, and here’s Stanford Blatch to come at Samantha Jones for a second time.

Kim told Piers that if her relationships with SJP and the SATC team were healthy, they would’ve wished her the best after she let them know that she’s done with playing Samantha Jones and wants to move on for good. But Kim says she didn’t get that respect:

“That’s not what happened here, this is, it feels like a toxic relationship.”

That was Willie’s cue to pipe in again and continue to do Sarah Jessica Parker’s dirty work:

Kim herself said that they should just recast the role (Xtina, call your agent, bitch!) and do the movie without her. Some fans brought that up with Willie and he said nope to that, because it’s “all or none.

Kim and the other messes should just keep shanking each other with the shivs they made from old Manolo heels, because this back-and-forth hate fest is a million times more entertaining than any Sex and the City movie could hope to be. But really, the only tricks who want a third SATC movie are SJP, Willie and Kristin. The fans don’t want one. If SJP really cared about what the millions of fans (me, just me) want, she’d hear our pleas and give us a movie based solely on the superstar wife of Cynthia Nixon. Presenting: ROJO AND THE CITY!

rojoandthecity

Now that’s what we really want and need.

Pics: HBO, Wenn.com

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