Scott Disick Takes Sofia Richie to Mexico, Continues to Creep Everyone Out

Scott Disick has spent much of the past year brainstorming innovative ways to hit rock bottom.

We're mainly referring to Disick's efforts to drink himself to death, of course.

But the 34-year-old father of two has also also been alienating his loved ones in ways that don't involve pickling his liver.

Take, for example, Scott's relationship with Sofia Disick.

Yes, believe it or not, Scott is actually dating the 19-year-old daughter of Lionel, possibly in some misguided attempt at revenge.

(Sofia previously dated Justin Bieber, who was briefly hooking up with Scott's baby mama, Kourtney. Can someone get these folks on a 24/7 Truman Show-style soap opera already?)

At first, we figured this would play out in about the same way as Disick's relationship with Bella Thorne:

Scott would drag Sofia across the globe on a bender for a few days; at first it would seem new and exciting; but eventually, she would grow tired of cleaning up the vomit of a guy who's not allowed to see his kids.

But unfortunately for all involved (especially Sofia) it looks like these two are in it for the long haul.

According to People magazine, Scott and Sofia are currently vacationing in Mexico, where they've been spotted riding jetskis together and making out on the beach.

“Scott likes having her around,” a source tells the magazine.

“She isn’t a wild party animal.”

So, wait ... Scott likes having Sofia around because she isn't a wild party animal?

Someone should've told him that his three kids and their mother aren't wild party animals, either.

Maybe he wouldn't have run off!

Anyway, Scott's reportedly been hesitant to put a label on the relationship, but as 19-year-olds are wont to do, Sofia is diving right into this thing:

“Sofia calls Scott her boyfriend,” the source says.

“She thinks he is the best.”

Wow. "The best" isn't typically a term you hear applied to Scott unless he's participating in a Jager-guzzling contest, or something.

Well, we guess we'll just go ahead and wish good luck to these two.

Oh, also, thoughts and prayers to Lionel Richie, who we're assuming has endured several major coronary events in the past few weeks.