Night Crumbs

The National Enquirer claims that a hotel employee tried to sell a video of Liam Neeson wandering the halls of a California hotel while dick-out naked. Oh please, no video exists and if one did, it would be 3 seconds long. Because if Liam Neeson was strolling naked down a hallway, his giant pendulum peen would swing up and knock the security camera off of the wall – Celebitchy

Yeah, okay, Ben Affleck, but what about your own brother? – Lainey Gossip

If you’ve got $6 million and want to live in a house full of bad juju from Kelly Dodd and her husband screaming at each other all the time, then it’s your lucky day! – Reality Tea

It took her a minute, or ten, but Hillary Clinton finally said words about Harvey Weinstein – Towleroad

I didn’t know that Yandy.com held fashion shows (no offense to Yand.com) – Drunken Stepfather 

The good news for Dame Judi Dench is she doesn’t have to feel a ray of judgement hitting her from the laser tech she paid to remove her Harvey Weinstein ass tattoo – Pajiba

Natalie Portman is giving me sad salsa dancer at a funeral – Popoholic

At first I thought that the dog from Dog with A Blog was the one who was naked – OMG Blog

That Fifty Shits of Grey book (as told by Christian Grey) is actually coming out and E.L. James is dropping that turd in November – Jezebel

Mama Bears and their cubs really know how to party – SOW

The hell kind of facelift did Gizmo get? – Popsugar

Anthony Bourdain tweets support for his girlfriend Asia Argento after she came out about being raped by Harvey Weinstein – Just Jared

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