Night Crumbs

Macaulay Culkin and Brenda Song are apparently a thing thing now. This is random, but I, for one, am happy to see that Brenda fully recovered from the tragic case of stage 1 ponydickmatization that caused her to allegedly fake a pregnancy to keep Trace Cyrus on lock. TRACE CYRUS! I’ll never forget – Lainey Gossip 

Prince Hot Ginge and Meghan Markle are probably already engaged, but I hope they wait a long time to officially announce it, because I like having tonsils and I’m definitely going to scream them off as soon as the news comes out – Celebitchy

The alleged Gay Hater of Orange County swears she doesn’t hate gays – Reality Tea

Watch out Bella Hadid, Giga Hadid, Kendall Jenner and Hailey Baldwin, another dead-eyed daughter of a celebrity is coming to snatch your dead-eyed model crowns – Drunken Stepfather 

Sam Smith, the first openly gay Oscar winner (according to him), has become the first openly gay man to ever openly gay kiss in public – OMG Blog

Presenting, a year’s worth of hot almost-naked pieces and a cock-blocking disco ball – Towleroad

Penelope Cruz is giving me Las Vegas showgirl/mobster’s mistress and I’m into it – Popoholic

“Um, if you’re that thirsty I can bring you another cup of water, but can you please hand me that menu already?” – a server to Emily RideAJetSki – Hollywood Tuna 

As Hollywood makes a Sonic the Hedgehog movie, I’ll be here, patiently waiting for a Night Trap movie – Pajiba

All the Oscars for the master artiste who achieved the impossible by frumping up the most gorgeous woman in the world Joan Collins – SOW

Maleficent 2 got a director – Just Jared

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