Nelly Got Arrested On Rape Charges

TMZ says that Nelly has been hit with a real dilemma (I promise that will be the only stupid Nelly pun in this post), and things are getting hot in herre for him (I lied). Even one of Nelly’s old cheek Band-Aids can’t fix this mess. Nelly was put into handcuffs in Auburn, Washington early this morning after a woman claimed she was raped by him on his tour bus.

The rape allegedly happened after Nelly performed. Nelly is currently on tour with Florida Georgia Line. The Auburn PD tells The Blast that the woman called 911 at 3;48 this morning, claiming she was sexually assaulted by Nelly on his tour bus, which was parked outside of a Walmart.

The most shocking thing (besides people going to a Nelly show in 2017) is that the police didn’t waste any time. They arrested Nelly this morning at around 4;37 and booked him on second degree rape charges. He was released a few hours later. Not surprisingly, Nelly’s rep tells People that the real victim here is him, because the allegations are nothing but lies.

“Nelly is the victim of a completely fabricated allegation. Our initial investigation , clearly establishes , this allegation is devoid of credibility and is motivated by greed and vindictiveness. I am confident , once this scurrilous accusation is thoroughly investigated , there will be no charges. Nelly is prepared to address and pursue all legal avenues to redress any damage caused by this clearly false allegation.”

Nelly is currently dating Instagram model/actress Shantel Jackson. Nelly and FGL are supposed to perform in Ridgefield, Washington tonight.

In other gross Nelly news, if you want to heave yourself inside/out while screaming for an adult, you can watch a tweet video from last night’s show of Nelly twirling a little girl’s hair all sexy-like while on stage. I need to file charges against him for exposing my eyes and soul to that.

And 2017 has been a bad year for the hip-hop and R&B world. Usher has been accused of giving herpes to everyone. R. Kelly has been accused of doing heinous R.Kelly-like shit. And now Nelly. Who’s next? My R&B (and fashion) king Verdine White? Why am I even putting that out there?

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