Jason Biggs And His Wife Jenny Mollen Are Parents Again

October 5, 2017 / Posted by:

Jason Biggs, actor, social media attention enthusiast and his wife Jenny Mollen (same), welcomed another kid. UsWeekly has confirmed that Jenny gave birth to their second son on Monday in NYC. Not that UsWeekly needed to confirm anything, considering both Jason and Jenny Instagrammed everything but the baby’s head crowning.

Like the moments before she went into labor:

#cooked #39weeks

A post shared by Jenny Mollen (@jennyandteets2) on Oct 1, 2017 at 4:15am PDT

And a video of Jason in the waiting room in a goofy paper hat:

And how they were transporting the baby’s umbilical cord:

UsWeekly says they also live streamed their trip home from the hospital on Instagram, announcing that they were both going to eat Jenny’s placenta. When the time comes, I’m sure Jason and Jenny will Snapchat a series of twelve to sixteen videos showing the various ways they ate it. Placenta carpaccio, avocado placenta toast, placenta in a blanket!

Jason and Jenny named their new son Lazlo Biggs. They already have a 3-year-old son named Sid Biggs.

Just about everything Jason and Jenny do gets an eye roll out of me, but not those baby names. Sid and Lazlo sound like two grumpy old seniors who meet every day in the park to play chess and complain about pigeons and their spoiled grandchildren (“Always on the Sega Nintendos they are“). 80 years in the future when every elderly person is named Jaxxon and MacKarteigh, it will be a nice throwback to see two old guys named Sid and Lazlo shaking their heads at android pigeons in the space park.

Pic: Instagram

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