Afternoon Crumbs

Amal Clooney really can do it all. She’s a high-powered human rights attorney, a mother of twins, a pap stroll expert, she has to deal with George Clooney AND she’s the president of The Solid Gold Dancers Appreciation Club, which is where I’m assuming she went after the Farfetch party   – Lainey Gossip

I guess kicking Ben Affleck’s ass out of her life has inspired Jennifer Garner to kick more ass in a movie – Celebitchy

Since Iggy Azalea is having money problems, I wouldn’t be surprised if a repo man from Goodyear tried to repossess that deflated spare tire ass of hers due to non-payment – Drunken Stepfather

Kim Zolciak is open to birthing out another Tardy for the Party cast member – Reality Tea 

Jackie Chan’s teenage daughter has come out – Towleroad

Nicole Scherzinger’s painted mug is giving me “makeup blogger working their casual daytime look” – Hollywood Tuna

Zendaya’s got a head full of Charo and I don’t hate it – Popoholic

Panty Creamer of the Day: a grown Kevin G from Mean Girls – Popsugar

Sorry, Tyrese, but this stupid shit doesn’t even come close to the messy feud that the Sex and the City cast is throwing down – Pajiba

Ralphie May has died at the way-way-too-young age of 45 from cardiac arrest – Just Jared

Pic: Getty/Farfetch

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