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It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s a tiny uncut dick wearing a cow sombrero! No, no it’s an engorged clit busting through a flying cow plate. No, no, no it’s actually a flying saucer cow teat that squirts leche onto little kids. Duh, of course it is.

Eater says that this close encounter with the WTF kind obviously comes from the magnificent planet of horrifying fuckery that is Japan. In the commercial, a bunch of shiny happy kids run onto a field just as a cow-print UFO appears above them and out flops a gigantic cow nipple that squirts milk into their cups. Now if I was in the conference room when the ad executive pitched that idea, I’d smile nervously and grab my cell phone all secret-like and call the proper authorities under the table so that the sick bitch could end up on some kind of list! But in Japan, that idea became a commercial that is airing on TV.

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You know, the thing is, this isn’t even that bizarre or fucked up for Japan. I mean, if Japan produced a basic, bland and boring milk commercial where stupid people stand around talking about how “milk does a body good,” or wear cutesy milkstaches or where cows talk to each other in a field, now that would be weird. That wouldn’t be right.

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